morgrana:

being a girl is great bc i was thinking about sex today and no one could tell

saxifraga-x-urbium:

biheterocapitalist:

Why is this so funny skdkska

this is how people end up married

purplebuddhaquotes:

“Please come to bed and let me see you and feel you.”

— Ernest Hemingway

sorry:

me: look at that dog!

me: look at the moon!

me: look at that cloud!

me: look at the sunset!

me: look at that tree!

me: look at those flowers!

me: look at that leaf!